REVIEW:

Michael Myers is still at large and no less dangerous than ever. After a failed reunion to reach his baby sister at their old home, Laurie Strode is immediately taken to a hospital to be treated by the wounds that had been afflicted by her brother a few hours ago. However, Michael isn't too far off and will continue his murdering 'Halloween' rampage until he gets his sister all to himself.

Ok, as I said in the review for the remake...Rob Zombie says he is a huge fan of Halloween. That's fine. I think he is a great writer and director....but this film is total shit. Sorry folks, it is garbage. So this is going to be the shortest review I have ever written...because this film isn't worth my time in writing about it.

I can sum this movie up as follows. The legendary Dr. Sam Loomis character is now a prick, and someone you want to see die as soon as possible. Laurie Strode is a junkie, is annoying, and yes, again someone you want to see die right away. Michael Myers looks like a hobo...doesn't wear the mask for a good chunk of the movie. He's got this huge Grizzly Adams beard thing going on. And then the icing on the cake...MICHAEL TALKS at the end. Roll credits.

This film isn't loyal to anything the fans want to see...it was basically Rob Zombie talking a franchise we love, jerking off over it for 2 hours or so, then finally cumming all over it, making it an unrecognizable mess...and expects us to be happy about it. Sorry, Rob...you fucked up big time. Don't watch this movie...if you like it...more power to you...but it is a piece of garbage...plain and simple. 308 words is all you are going to get out of me.

Till Next Time Kiddies...

-RJ